6.07.2009

Crazy Tennis People

This morning, Roger Federer won his first French Open (read, Freedom Open) title, and his 14th grand slam title overall, securing his spot as the greatest male tennis player of the open era. Though his 14th grand slam title only draws him even with Pete Sampras, few people could argue that he is not the greatest male player of all time, as Fed's career is not yet over, and stoic as he is, he still has a million times the personality that Sampras ever had. This win also sews up the career grand slam for Federer (Winning all 4 Slams), something that Pete could never accomplish. (Rod Laver, Roy Emerson, and Andre Agassi also made the career grand slam during the open era.)

Records aside, this match had another bit of non-tennis excitement, when a crazy Swiss fan rushed onto the court just 3 games into the second set.



After out-maneuvering court security for half a minute, the fan was eventually taken down by what will be remembered as the greatest tackle in French Open history. Federer was naturally startled when the guy B-lined towards him after jumping onto the court. Turns out he only wanted him to try on his funny hat, but after the nastiness in 93 involving Monica Seles, you can't blame him for being freaked out.

In 1993, during a changeover at a match in Hamburg, a crazy guy jumped out of the stands and stabbed Seles in the back with a 10 inch blade. Luckily, the knife missed the major organs and muscle groups, but still kept Seles out of the sport for two years.



On a lighter note, one of my most vivid tennis memories came in the 1996 Wimbledon finals between Richard Krajicek and MaliVai Washington when a leggy blonde streaker ran out onto the court during the coin flip. You can see from the picture that Krajicek and Washington got a pretty big kick out of it as well.

5.04.2009

Wolfram Alpha

I hate Mathematica with a fiery passion.... but this could still be cool:

http://tinyurl.com/cuhrej

4.17.2009

Zach Braff-Stewart

Hypothesis: Zach Braff is the love child resulting from a torrid affair John Stewart had with... himself. Think about it.


2.26.2009

The Force is Huge With This One.

Al Roker, deceptively jovial Sith lord? Think about it.



(Swiped from a link on Nicole's FaceBook page.)

2.19.2009

Daleks vs. Cybermen

I hope that when the Earth (inevitably) becomes a battleground for two warring cybernetic races, they will cast aside their laser beams in favor of sheer wit and feelings hurting ...



12.01.2008

Dr. Horrible Makes Time's Best Inventions of 2008

Click HERE for the original article.

If you have never heard of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog then you owe it to yourself to check it out. Its available for free on Hulu, or for purchase from iTunes, or on DVD in like 2 weeks.

11.08.2008

End of Days

PV: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
M : What do you mean, "biblical"?
RS: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
PV: Exactly.
RS: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
ES: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
WZ: The dead rising from the grave!
PV: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

I want to add one more sign of the End of Days to those listed in this classic movie scene (if you don't know what movie this is from I ask you to, respectfully, stop reading my blog). Anyway...

CK: Subliminal Star Trek references hidden in Country Music advertisements...